Nobody - Casting Agents And Cowgirls lyrics

[Intro] Hey.... Hey.... Hey.... [Hook.1] You did it, you got it You wowed the world Of casting agents and cowgirls Fess up you're dressed up to k** yourself [Verse 1] Girl, I'm a walking plane-crash to your moms and dads Ostentatious and cra** pulling the gauze Off your scabs b**h, I negate the myth of the 'great black boyfriend' In the Polaroid at the get-together Wearing a corduroy vest-sweater So don't get that engagement ring engraved Cause before we met you thought That hoodrats laid eggs And that rappers were just sky-pirates with peg legs But I kick it with you simply for the sh**s and giggles, playful innuendo's You thought "He's just an uber-dred for the federal fiscal cap" But after brunch, you'll need 2 Sudafed's and a disco nap After I drain your insides with a crazy straw You ain't my baby doll- "Cuz n***a you reek of coffee shop blend" My body's a lollypop that caters to the Miss polyglot's whim With addictive agents that outweigh oxycodones And our phobias perfectly fit It takes a quirky chick with curvy hips to petrify this working-stiff [Hook.2] You did it, you got it You wowed the world Of casting agents and cowgirls Fess up you're dressed up to k** yourself While I'm still on the shelf They want an everyman milking the oldest gags Spilling the contents of a Pepsi can on folded flags They want an everyman milking the oldest gags Spilling the contents of a Pepsi can on folded flags [Verse 2] I'll be today's avatar of the prefab Then end up a child star in rehab It's like a bed-and-breakfast I'm sending a text message on my key pad Saying, "I have no more to say To me ex-manager(slash)sea hag divorcee Except eat sh** and die" My daily commute ends with a fender-bender Cause no one acknowledges my ten-year tenure I've got the know-how the thrill your scene But they want someone lowbrow, a philistine With iron-on irony for Viacom's white honkies They'll send you a girl wearing Tight thongs under nylon gi's "Let's all hit!" But I'm not for the gaudy g**n The thought of it turns my member to a soggy plantain And sh**, I get off on news leads And you pet mouse meat Set and poised with s** toys In your penthouse suite believing you're Lou Reed I spit used reeds out the wet mouthpiece Even when s** appeal is taboo Electric bills are past due My head is clear of engineered, election year snafu [Hook.2] You did it, you got it You wowed the world Of casting agents and cowgirls Fess up you're dressed up to k** yourself While I'm still on the shelf They want an everyman milking the oldest gags Spilling the contents of a Pepsi can on folded flags They want an everyman milking the oldest gags Spilling the contents of a Pepsi can on folded flags [Bridge] I used to say, f** it Wouldn't placate the functionaries Too busy making playdates with buxom secretaries But I hope that my homies don't laugh My choreographed dance steps Are a little effeminate for a sociopath We've been airbrushed so much we look like a claymation zoo I'm a voice-over on your Playstation 2 But in my hey-day my ethical fiber Would turn stages into firewood [Hook] You did it, you got it You wowed the world Of casting agents and cowgirls Fess up you're dressed up to k** yourself While I'm still on the shelf They want an everyman milking the oldest gags Spilling the contents of a Pepsi can on folded flags They want an everyman milking the oldest gags Spilling the contents of a Pepsi can on folded flags