I am happy little kid I don't have a car so i don't skid I don't smokeand i don't drink I use Rexona so i don't stink Wear a white shirt under my clothes I don't fart nor pick my nose I am a nice guy, I'm polite I turn the other cheekl, I never fight But I k** the cat And shoot the poseurs in the back Raised a weapon for a bad lad And beat on my neighbour with a bat I have a bath everyday And I can hear what people say I go fishing with my dad I'm always such a happy lad Don't go naked to the school I don't say f*ck, I have a rule Go to bed every night at ten I brush my teeth, I'm so bad But I k** the cat And shoot the poseurs in the back Raised a weapon for a bad lad And beat on my neighbour with a bat With a bat, with a bat, with a bat, oh with a bat....go And beat on my neighbour with a bat Beat on my neighbour with a bat