-Verse 1- Chisholm was a black woman And Herman a black man They were never gonna win Obviously And reverend Jesse Jackson Might have made the cut But he was just a racist Antisemitic ba*tard... What a shame I'm dreaming of a black president Just like the one we're blessed to have A real strong black man That came prepared Someone for the people Who tries to care Work so hard that he will have to die his hair- He'd control his ego... If he was a ne..anybody I'm dreaming of a black president Someone that always has a plan One to lead the young folk in confederate states An able bodied christian That's hard to hate -Bridge- Don't we look so dignified Initiating action These people only qualify as Monkeys on our backs We might elect a monkey But we'll support regardless As long as there's no melanin There won't be no tea parties God bless the troops... But none of blacky's bills... Even if they save they lives and Give our children meals- I'm just looking out for the country Im no racist of course - but you Listen to me closely... The south never lost the war -Verse 2- I'm dreaming of a black president Someone that we can understand Look... He won't be from the suburbs Prolly from the hood Only raised by his mother Daddy was no good And he will be a puppet... And that is understood He won't have my back just yet... But he'll be the blackest... And I'll vote For that