NK30 - JBrave's Intro lyrics

[Intro] Da Da A-La Di Da Da A-La Di Da, Da Di Da Da Di Da Da A-La Di Da Da, A-La Di Da Da A-La Di Di Da Di Di Da Da Da Da Da Da A-La Di Da Da, A-La Di Da Da A-Chimichan, A-Chimichan, Chimichangas! A-La Di Da Da [Laughs] OK [Verse: Kris James] Check it My words make you feel like you're ascending Anybody else you pray to God that it's ending But I didn't start this looking for friendship I came here to wreck sh** & conquer relentless...ly Why yes it's me I'm Kris James, black Bruce Lee on beats The future "Mr. Putting Asses In Seats" Telling weird a** tales like I traveled with both Petes So just sit there doing nothing like Bo Peep As I demonstrate how to constantly own streets With no heat... [Outro:JBrave] Hello, beautiful capital wasteland known as the internet! This is JBraveLondon & I am here to tell you about "Live From the Bottom of the Pyramid" Or as I like to call it "Humanity's Worst Mistake!" Now, when you're gonna listen to this Music right here You're gonna listen to probably listen to 2 or 3 songs & you're gonna be like, "Hey, that's OK!" But then you'll realize, "Wait a minute. I wasted FIVE HOURS of my life with this sh**!" 'I could've been somewhere, I could've done something, I could've gotten a girlfriend!" But let's be honest ladies & gentlemen, that last one I said you're not doing at all! Because you're sitting down, you downloaded this & you're listening to this in...FULL detail! Now...you may be saying to yourself "Uh uh, wait a minute! You can't make fun of me!" "If you do, I'll send the FBI on you, & I'll make sure you never work in this town again!" Well first off great, cause fu*k Baton Rouge, alright? Second off, you don't even know me! I'm some guy who's projecting his feelings from the internet to you So, if you wanna try & find me, you can do that But please know, I have trained in Gorilla (Guerrilla) Warfare I have trained with Donkey Kong, OK? And I have learned the secrets of the Barrel Throw I WILL fu*k YOUR sh*t UP, OK? So, you may listen to this if you want You're listening to this right now You can listen to the rest of this mixtape if you want to But don't worry, because no matter what happens just always know: No one will ever love you! That's why you were left at the side of a river!