She's got TV eyes On the couch with a bunch of lies Did she do that to him? Oh my God, what's that on her chin? Sorry I can't come tonight She's sitting on the TV Watching her arse She's sitting on the TV Watching her arse Well she'll just sit, she'll just sit And her arse it gets fat, it gets fat Sorry I can't come tonight But I've got to watch what's not my life She'll just sit and her arse gets fat She's sitting... If its a drama then she's hooked If its a game show she looks If its a movie she watches with her heart 'cause she loves her TV eyes She's sitting... All her friends go out And they leave her behind But no, no she doesn't care 'cause she's got her TV eyes She's sitting...