Nikki Lynette - Bird = Word 2.0 lyrics

[Intro] In a world where singers and rappers come and go Where being original and standing out can stop you from fitting in Where people believe being old skool is being real And anything other than that is Wrong One artist dares to be different Singer, Rapper, Producer... Bad Ass All these words describe one person who is helping to usher The new skool of music, Nikki Lynette, the other Nikki DAMN SHE THICK!!! [Family Guy Bird is the word skit] [Verse 1] Let's make a toast to the birds Making a name off the brains they gave So well the co*ks giving them fame Call em Bret Far-ve Stars They make professions off erections Screw Celebs, hit the web now they famous by injection If Tiger Woods was smart he would have started a label So when his hoes went public they'd bring him to the table All he got was a nut and his name dragged into smut Now his roster blowing up & he don't even get a cut I like to get paid & I like to get laid But I separate the two cuz That's the way that I was raised But when I get fame if I ever start paying to play... He gotta sign an N.D.A. before my crotch is displayed!!! [Sings Bird is the Word Hook] [Verse 1: continued] This the era of the sheisty chick. Slicker than than a fishes dick Fun to take a swim in but more shallow Than a dimple sits. I love y'all hoes, like I'm mixed with half pimp Its funny but its sad, like watching a clown limp The jokes on him Chickens are winning & its funny Knocked up looking dumb with the punch line in her tummy I'd rather sow my snatch up until I'm leaking fluid Than to get more miles put on me then a 94 Buick But you ain't who I'm blaming though, you play your cards just like a pro He deposits in ya hole, You bank up like its escrow Famous co*k's a pot of gold You can't deny this statement though: Athletes & Rappers turning into Captain Fame-a-Ho