Nikki D - Beauty Shop lyrics
[ Nikki D ] Good morning, honey [ Busta Rhymes ] Good morning, honey Ah! Awww! Ahhh! Ahhhhh! Ahhhhhhhhhh! [ Nikki D ] What's wrong? [ Busta Rhymes ] Help, help, help, help! [ Nikki D ] Honey, what's wrong? [ Busta Rhymes ] You looked chopped Awwwwww! Awwwww! [ VERSE 1 ] It's shop time, in line, hurry on the quickness Couch gorillas, you all need fitness Word up, word up, kick out the dead presidents All nightmares and Elm Street residents Come on down, there's nothin wrong with that But when Booga Bears do it - it's wack In fact, I was in the shop the other day Girls, hear me out, okay? Reading Essence magazines The latest fashions, adults and teens Walkman kicks with the Jam that's Def I see a female with a mask as I glance to the left Slide to get my nails done A manicure for sure - huh, can ya dig it, hon? Suddenly the girl's mask came down Grill piece looks ill, skips town Pieces of skin were here, there, everywhere A horrorflick and scare Why do so much when it shouldn't be done? There's someone for everyone No, you had to go overboard Lipstick, but lips got cold sores Next time you need a fix-up, don't mix up the chop shop Honey, you need the beauty shoop Your face looks chopped (You need the beauty shop) Your face looks chopped (You need the beauty shop) Your face looks chopped (You need the beauty shop) (The beauty shop You need the beauty shop) [ VERSE 2 ] Now fishlip with lipstick don't match Caked up make-up makes up the monster mash Splash bubblebath, don't laugh Not the natural look, but the truth rises to the top Chop into the beauty shop flock, don't drop Look in deep skin, then stop If you see no wins, don't spend your ends On those millions of hundreds, or even tens Of pairs of pieces of horse hairs, tear upon Ashes of trashes of where they shared food Don't be rude, let self rule Who'll be cool in the midst of confused With this on the mind at the end of the mop Clean it up please, at the beauty shop Your face looks chopped (You need the beauty shop) Your face looks chopped (You need the beauty shop) Your face looks chopped (You need the beauty shop) Your face looks chopped (You need the beauty shop) Your face looks chopped (You need the beauty shop) Your face looks chopped (You need the beauty shop) (The beauty shop You need the beauty shop) (The beauty shop You need the beauty shop) [ VERSE 3 ] Build up a structure, imagine a fixture Skip a paragraph, then develop a picture Oo-wee, che-check out the brand new mixture Artificial everything, sorry, Mister How could you do your generical set-up? And look faked up walkin the street lookin chopped up Material's a thing you choose to get to strike a pose Get cosmetic ears and get a cosmetic nose No Siree, because you look wack, buddy If loooks were makin paper, you would be broke and ugly Berries are s**in, yo, I wish you good luck Walkin up the street and still your face looks f**ed Ain't no misbehavin, get outta here You look like a ghost, alakazaam, disappear Go on, keep thinkin you're the cream of the crop But what you need to be is crematated by the beauty shop (The shop, the shop, the shop, the shop) Your face looks chopped (You need the beauty shop) Your face looks chopped (You need the beauty shop) Your face looks chopped (You need the beauty shop) Your face looks chopped (You need the beauty shop) Your face looks chopped (You need the beauty shop) Your face looks chopped (You need the beauty shop) Your face looks chopped (You need the beauty shop) (The beauty shop You need the beauty shop)