[Verse 1] Mom Why did you clean my room It was fine the way it was I'm really mad at you Dad I don't want to play ball Even if you are the coach I just don't care at all Mom Why did you clean my room I'm so mad at you So mad at you Dad You ruined my life Everything I do is never right [Verse 2] Dog Why did you poo in my shoe I'm really really really really mad at you Toaster Why did you burn my toast I didn't want black toast I didn't want black toast Didn't want black toast Mom Get out of my room Get out of my room I hate it when you tell me what to do You're not the boss of me Dad Can't you be proud of me Even though you caught me wearing mom's eyeliner It brings out my eyes [Verse 3] I Feel the darkness deep inside My soul speaks to my mind My heart cries with my eyes I Love to write my poetry You won't know what it means (But that's what makes it deep) [Bridge] I hate my mom I hate my dad I hate my dog I hate my cat I hate everything and they hate me [Verse 4] Mom I know you want the best for me I'm sorry girl I was being so mean And dad I'm sorry too But there is one last thing I have to say to both of you I love but Get the f** out of my room Get me out of my room I'm still freaking mad at you You ruined my life And nothing seems right to you [Bridge] I hate my mom I hate my dad I hate my dog I hate my cat I hate everything and they hate me [Outro] I hate the spoon that falls into my cereal And the toilet seat when I poo and it's too cold I hate everything and they hate me