Nick Zablocki - The Metapogrammer lyrics

Vinci do it to them… [The Oracle] Wait, one of you has the light within [Verse 1] My amethyst clusters, got mean Mr. Mustard flustered And since I'm a vegan man, you can never catch me eatin' custard I mean honestly, you're drinkin' from a cows udder While thinking it's weird when a child's breast feeding from it's mother I'm Bugs Bunny, and you're Elmur Fudd sir It's my own jurisdiction that I'm operating under And I'm contemplatin', overpopulation While I'm sittin' waitin, bumper to bumper I'm awake from this slumber You see what I mean is, this genius Is not planning to be, one of your corporate employees, sh** I'll stand tall like redwood sequoia trees and your rumors can sink I float above them, I have better buoyancy My team, supreme, stay clean, I be, NZ, Chia Seed King, who me? Yo. I'm so elusive, eating raspberries, with Rasputin Please no bread my friend because I'm avoiding gluten And there's not disputin' I'd look better with some sideburns similar to Martin Van Buren Yoyoyoyoyo [Verse 2] So en garde, you f**in' with the young god The odds are not in your favor, listen here paper chasers Don't go wrestling with the gators I'm overheads like Elgin Baylor on the Lakers Yo I need acres I'm smoking grape eighters, with Ralph Nader You wanna be a major player Chummy chummy with all the movers and the shakers I'm Darth Vader, undercutting you alpha males You follow Palpatines, I tell impalpable tales I'm the sorcerer, enforcin', the freedom of all orcas I went through a portal, with my Wartortle And discovered a land where everyone was cordial I took 120 precursor orbs to The Oracle [The Oracle] You have proven yourself worthy. Here is a power cell