Nick Zablocki - Poppy Seed Bagel/Failed Drug Test lyrics

[Verse 1: Nick Zablocki] Suppose, I mosey my way over to the symposium And suppose, Edward Snowden is posing at the podium Yo get a load of him Can someone get a quote from him My life is lavish kid I'm getting high, eating hummus Your mind is average kid, U-gene and I been eating fungus We onto something, the wave is coming Bring the motherf**in ruckus All this fuss shucks I'm just Dustin it Hoffman My mom calls me Rainman This the d**h of a saleman Dim's the silent a**ailant I'm Arthur Miller if he was a hardened k**er Bars no fillers Raws with filters Lemme set the record straight I set the pace Causing malices at palaces Listen, you're just an average victim But sh** don't get pissed son [Verse 2: Vinny Van Gogh] Aye yo Some sh**, I don't get Some sh**, I don't get aye Some sh**, I don't get Some sh**, I don't get aye aye Some sh**, I don't get whats going on I can't even turn my own tv on My own tv on My own tv on Tryna go to space Tryna go to space Black Jack mother f**er you just pulled the ace Mess with me I'll put ya in the ace Bandage That's what I do to these mc rappers I'ma scrappa I'm the one who turned Ron Artest into two actors Im the uh uh uh uh uh cannabis pastor Pa** the dro when you're next to the Pastor