Nick Rhodes - Record Collection lyrics

I take too long to answer telephones I take too long to type my name in record messages But my hand writing is excellent infact its 2nd to none I just got in from somewhere really good They offered me the part of bono and a speaking role With all the merchandise and sungla**es I could ever need I drive round citys in a charriot I get preferential treatment at the marriot But if the truth be told I'm naked under all these clothes I'll tell you what it is on my mind, woah I only want to be in your record collection, woah aaaah I only want to be in your record collection woah aaaah And I'll do anything it takes just to get there My brain is buzzing and the room is strange Like that scene in trading places at the stock exchange I made a million over 1987 now I'm living in my parking space, parking space My teeth are bright and my hair is clean I wear paco rabanne like i was charlie sheen But in the rain we all look wet and in the snow we all look cold I'll tell you what it is on my mind, woah I only want to be in your record collection, woah aaaah I only want to be in your record collection woah aaaah And I'll do anything it takes just to get there Disgusted by the flash list I think I'm a don they think I'm an actor But I catch this, my two needs are a pillow and a mattress One time to fill up the space with a famous actress Gimme a meal I'll do a DJ set I will spike you with the green like a cactus show off Ego you can't match this show off, Cheuvenistic pig, money man tac tic I'm not as clever as I thought I was It got pointed out to me as i was lining up And all I want to know is how I got so f**ed down, down I'm not as lucky as I thought I was My luck ran out the other day as I was crossing the road Who'd have thought a truck like that could cause so much.... I'll tell you what it is on my mind, woah I only want to be in your record collection, woah aaaah I only want to be in your record collection woah aaaah I'll do anything it takes just to get there