Nicholas Brendon - I'll Never Tell lyrics

[ANYA] This is the man that I plan to entangle Isn't he fine? My claim to fame was to maim and to mangle Vengeance was mine But I'm out of the biz The name I made I'll trade for his The only trouble is I'll never tell [XANDER] She is the one Ahe's such wonderful fun Such pa**ion and grace Warm in the night when I'm right In her tight embrace Tight embrace I'll never let her go The love we've known can only grow There's just one thing that- No I'll never tell [BOTH] Both: cause there's Nothing to tell [ANYA] He snores [XANDER] She wheezes [ANYA] Say "housework," and he freezes [XANDER] She eats these skeezy cheeses That I can't describe [ANYA] I talk, he breezes [XANDER] She doesn't know what please is [ANYA] His penis got diseases From a Chumash tribe [BOTH] The vibe gets kind of scary [XANDER] Like she thinks I'm ordinary [ANYA] Like it's all just temporary [XANDER] Like her toes are kind of hairy [BOTH] But it's all very well 'Cause God knows I'll never tell [ANYA] When things get rough he just hides behind his Buffy Now look, he's getting huffy 'Cause he knows that I know [XANDER] She clings, She's needy She's also really greedy She never- [ANYA] His eyes are beady [XANDER] This is my verse, hello She - [ANYA] Look at me! I'm dancin' crazy! [BOTH] You know [XANDER] You're quite the charmer [ANYA] My knight in armor [XANDER] You're the cutest of the Scoobies With your lips as red as rubies And your firm yet supple - Tight embrace [ANYA] He's swell [XANDER] She's sweller [ANYA] He'll always be my feller [XANDER] That's why I'll never Tell her that I'm petrified [ANYA] I've read this tale There's wedding then betrayal I know there'll come the day I'll want to run and hide [BOTH] I lied I said it's easy I've tried But there's these fears I can't quell [XANDER] Is she looking for a pot of gold? [ANYA] Will I look good when I've gotten old? Will our lives become too stressful If I'm never that successful? [ANYA] When I get so worn and wrinkly That I look like David Brinkley [XANDER] Am I crazy? [ANYA] Am I dreamin'? [XANDER] Am I marrying a demon? [BOTH] We could really raise the beam In makin' marriage a hell So, thank God I'll never tell I swear that I'll never tell [XANDER] My lips are sealed [ANYA] I take the fifth [XANDER] Nothing to see, Move it along [BOTH] I'll never Tell