Nice Peter & EpicLLOYD - Adam vs. Eve lyrics

Eve This battle's gonna end like every argument does With you kissing my a** and begging me for a rub I made a map, motherf**er, and I'm reading it too Gives me specific directions on how to f** with you I know that you like to think you're so macho But you smell like ball sacs and nachos I work while you and your boyfriend Steve Drink and play sports in a fantasy league You're as sharp as a stick that I rub on my lips So go ahead, take a shot; I'm sure that you'll miss Like the laundry, the toilet, the grocery list If you stopped f**ing up, I wouldn't have to get pissed Adam My life was fine till you had to come along and wreck it Could you please just shut your face for ten seconds? You cry about everything but can't decide what you want "I'm hungry", "I'm fat", "I'm cold", "I'm hot" You call that complex but yo, I call you a mess You take two hours to cum, three more to get dressed You got a lotion for this, you got a cream for that Got any perfume that smells like "Get the f** off my back" When things are good, they're great, and it's like I'm dreaming Until your junk starts bleeding and you turn into a demon It ain't summer Eve, don't try to play me like a douche You want a bite of my fruit? Well you can swallow the truth Eve: Don't even bring up swallow The first man on Earth ain't a tough act to follow One pop, chump, and you're hung like a weasel Pfft, ditch the fig leaf, get yourself a pine needle You want alone time? Have it; in fact s** your own dick and shave your own back That apple's the best thing I've bit so far Now I see how much of a dick you are Adam I wasn't listening, are you still flapping those lips? I was just thinking, yo, did I give up a rib for this? Woman, I just don't know what your problem is All I know is you're acting like a colossal b**h Adam: I'm sorry Eve: I'm sorry, too Adam: Alright, nice Eve: Don't even think about it Adam: Okay, that's fine, we can eat