Nice Peter & EpicLLOYD - Nice Peter vs. EpicLLOYD & Ka**em G lyrics

EpicLLOYD This is one vid, kid, that you won't ever survive I will beat you, dislike you, then unsubscribe You'll be good at rapping someday, I promise bro But for now just stick to editing that gay a** Monday Show I'll slaughter your watercolor unicorns, eat 'em for breakfast Then leak to YouTube, your middle name is Alexis I can tell your scared just by them body language I'm reading Look, your hairline's already retreating Nice Peter? Who's that? No one gives two sh**s Everyone knows your page is just the place where rap battles live Dude, your really huge on YouTube, you got a great career But remember, you got famous off of my idea Nice Peter The battles were your idea to start with, that's no lie But I'm the one who had the brains to let a midget play the bad guys Look at you or let me just tell you what I see Your a short little sidekick, I'll call you mini-me I drew a moustache on your face and you played a mean Hitler Take the moustache away, you look more like Bette Midler You big tooth, chompy face, horse looking prick You and Bill O'Reilly can both s** my dick EpicLLOYD You're taller than I am but you look up to me The guy who got you your first job in comedy Nice Peter I wrote your best verses for you, let you scream on the chorus You've got as much music talent as Chuck f**ing Norris EpicLLOYD You? A musician? That's kind of stretching You wrote eighty-seven songs with the same chord progression Nice Peter You look like a thumb, where'd you even come from It's like I'm battle rapping a fat version of Gollum EpicLLOYD I'm gonna knock you right outta your little Superman socks You were nothing before you rode up on Ka**em G's jock Nice Peter Man, you don't even have to say that kind of sh** f** the rap battles and you, I quit Ka**em G Not only are you not going to quit the rap battles Pete, you're gonna make them bigger, you're gonna make them better You're gonna put them on a different channel Nice Peter I guess we could make, like, a second season Ka**em G Yes, exactly, and you, what's your name? I wanna say Todd EpicLLOYD Lloyd Ka**em G You should make a YouTube page. Epic Lloyd I have one Ka**em G Right