Nice Peter & EpicLLOYD - Kim Jong-il vs. Hulk Hogan & Macho Man lyrics

Kim Jong-il The name's Kim Jong, I got a license to ill Make you swallow my rhymes like a steroids pill Your body looks like a spray tan banana With a walrus mustache and a wack bandana I'm coming at you like the Asian Rick Flair b**h, I'll suplex you by your friggin' dick hair Your whole fam's a bunch of Barbies, dude You want beef? Eat this Korean barbeque Hulk Hogan You got a ring side seat to your own smackdown brother You look like Sonic the Hedgehog's mother You're a freak, a phony, a rice-a-roni jabroni I'm gonna bounce you like a check for my alimony Come on dude, all the little Hulksters know I'll hang you from the ropes like South Park puppet show I'll choke hold you hostage like Laura Ling Brother I'll leg drop your a** back to Beijing Kim Jong-il Beijing is in China, you blond a**hole I'm a god among men, you're a suburban commando North Korea, b**h, let me give you a tour By the way, your wife says my dick is bigger than yours Announcer Hulk Hogan goes down I don't know if he can finish the battle He's reaching for the ropes It's... it's... Macho Man Randy Savage Macho Man Oh, yeah, it's about to get real Watch me snap into a Slim Jim Kim Jong-il I don't like to hit little b**hes with gla**es But when midgets step up, I stomp midget a**es The Macho Man; there is no equal So spend less time rapping and start feeding your people Punk, I'll elbow drop your whole nation On behalf of the entire World Wrestling Federation Oh, yeah