John Lennon Help, you're making my ears bleed, you need a muzzle Why are you pissed off all the time? Didn't your mom give you a cuddle? You're the type of guy who could die of a heart attack just in the shower You need to chill out for a minute and smoke weed for an hour Every time I watch your show, all you do is scream at me And your face looks like a sh** I took high on LSD I'm John Lennon, I'm a legend, I can see through all your tricks I wonder how much George Bush paid you to s** his dick Bill O' Reilly You f**ing long hair, living in your yellow submarine. Well, you're about to get sunk,by the right wing, political machine! Stop your presses Lennon, you call me MR. Bill O'Reilly When it comes to squashing Limeys I come recommended highly! You're weak, between you and me there's no comparison I'll beat you so bad you'll weep gently like George Harrison You're Paul McCartney's b**h, with less talent than Ringo And I'd rather s** George Bush's dick, than Yoko Ono's John Lennon Well you can't buy me love, but I'll kick your a** for free I'll take Maxwell's silver hammer, and give you a lobotomy I'm tired of how you scheme to stir the people up, Why don't you just take a vacation and SHUT THE fu*k UP? Bill O'Reilly Because I'm evil, heart blacker than Don Cheadle Ten thousand dollar shoes I use to stomp out a Beatle Don't tell me to shut the f** up, that's how I survive Now here's Sting, what? f** it, we'll do it live!