Saturday night smashed out of my brains Laying on the floor looking really intelligent Oh what's news I hear you say All of my dreams have gone down the drain It just goes to show I wasn't paying attention Things just worsened day by day In every way. Chorus: Oh, oh look at me I'm as hip as i can be I'm wasted, just look at the mess I am in. Spent half of the night walking the streets Looking for a party that never existed Every week is just the same Well we talked about s** but never of love We bragged about girls with which we'd had fun Oh but the thing that's really sad We never had. Chorus: I was brilliant at school but not in exams My teachers they could not understand How five years work went to the wall And then I got into trouble 'cos I got in the way When things went wrong, well I got the blame I was Idle through no fault of my own None of my own. Chorus: Oh, look at me no-one 'round here wants me I'm wasted just look at the mess I am in. Down there, they are laughing at you Down there, it is you who's gonna get screwed Down there they will walk all over you Down there ,down there, down there.