I've watched you get off on I've watched you get off on I've watched you get off on The patchwork lives of readers' wives Between the lines, you spot the lies It's just a bit of fun It's just a bit of fun - I'm not laughing Avoid advice from readers' wives Don't sympathize with little boys You have no idea Seems you have no idea - I'm not telling Much to my surprise, I find temptation flies I'm self-satisfied, except when I...