Never Heard Of It - Vagitarian lyrics

I like her and she likes her and I think that she likes her too, I contemplate that we can take, but I never have a clue, Until one day..... When I was waking up with her she said "this is weird cause I'm a lesbian and I can't like you" But I said.... "I've always liked you, you're the one for me can't you see cause you and me were meant to be" [Chorus] I wish I was a lesbian then she could be my girlfriend, She's the coolest chick I know Lisa will you come to my next show, Let's work it out cause your the only one I think about, and I don't care that she likes chicks although my friends say forget about it.. Hey..Hey Hey Hey It's agony the thoughts of time we could have had A magic eight ball tells me things wont be so bad My friends all say "let it go" think I'm dumb but they don't know She likes chicks but I like chicks too sh** what can I do... [Chorus] Hey.... It's useless for me to pretend she only takes lesbians I guess she never will like men She's a va-gi-ta-ri-an useless for me to pretend she only takes lesbians (what can I do) useless for me to pretend She only takes lesbians (cause I like you) useless for me to pretend she only takes lesbians (cant you see) useless for me to pretend She only takes lesbians ( you and me) She just wants me to pretend She only takes lesbians (were meant to be) She just wants me to pretend She only takes lesbians I wish I was a lesbian then she could be my girlfriend She's the coolest chick I know Lisa will you come to my next show, Let's work it out cause your the only one I think about, I don't care that you like chicks but all my friends say forget about it.. Hey..Hey Hey Hey Hey..... It's useless for me to pretend cause she only takes les-bians I guess she never will like men cause she's a va-gi-ta-ri-an