Nerf Herder - I Only Eat Candy lyrics

I don't k** and I don't murder Or manufacture atomic weapons And I don't eat meat And I don't eat vegetables, no no no 'Cause I only eat candy I only eat sweets Yeah I only eat candy my friend I only eat Candy I don't believe No I don't believe in your corny old Jesus And I don't worship Satan No, not like Charlie and Steve, no no no 'Cause I only eat candy I only eat sweets Yeah I only eat candy my friend I only eat candy I'm angry! 'Cause I only eat candy I only eat sweets Yes I only eat candy my good friend Oh I only eat candy Yeah! The longest ... line