Nerf Herder - Garage Sale lyrics

Awesome An old plastic mug With a picture of a smurf on it... smurf And an old white leather sofa With a brown stain, where you use to sit And a statuette of a dragon Clutching a crystal orb And a t-shirt of a unicorn flying through space That was tattered and worn At your garage sale Your garage sale Your garage sale 25 cents at your garage sale Garage sale Your garage sale Your garage sale 25 cents at your garage sale A few years ago I got invited to your birthday party I wanted to make an impression So I walked up and down State street To the hippy store To buy a nice preasent for you, uh-huh A Scooby Doo I spent $34.95 on a very fancy scented candle It smelt like strawberry Pop Tarts... and oregeno I rubbed it all over my body And wrapped it up to give it to you But here it is At your garage sale Your garage sale Your garage sale 25 cents at your garage sale Garage sale Your garage sale Your garage sale 25 cents at your garage sale Why, why would you sell it? I thought you liked it, I knew you did I found a birthday present for you, for you A dusty old birthday present for you I found a birthday present for you, for you A crummy old birthday present for you, for you At your garage sale Your garage sale Your garage sale 25 cents at your garage sale Garage sale Your garage sale Your garage sale 25 cents at your garage sale Oooh! 25 cents at your garage sale 25 cents at your garage sale 25 cents at your garage sale 25 cents at your garage sale 25 cents! 25 cents! 25 cents at your garage sale 25 cents! 25 cents! 25 cents at your garage sale Uhh