Nerf Herder - High School lyrics

Don't bother going to cla** 'Cause nobody cares if you cut And it's not smart to experiment With Bengay on your nuts If you ask her out and she says maybe What she really means is "no way" And if you try jerking off behind the back-stop The team will be playing that day (Oh-god) These are the things I wish I knew These are the things I wish I knew in high school Yeah, these are the things I wish I knew in high school Don't call the head jock a f*g Even if it's true And don't hold out for that one special girl 'Cause she'll never have s** with you (No way) These are the things I wish I knew These are the things I wish I knew in high school Yeah, these are the things I wish I knew in high school Dont let 'em see ya crying No matter how it hurts And nobody ever got laid 'Cause they were wearing a Rush tee shirt (No) These are the things I wish I knew (I wish I knew) These are the things I wish I knew in high school (The things I wish I knew) Yeah These are the things I wish I knew in high school