Nerf Herder - Every Band Sings A Sad Sad Song lyrics

Rock bands play hard from 9 to 5 But they still got a sensitive side When they want our sympathy They put down their flying feet. Ballads show how much they care Even (Rob Thomas?) is a big teddy bear. These songs all go by different names But their point's the same. Every rose has it's thorn Just like every dog has their bone And every rock band sings a sad sad song. The ballad worked great for Skid Row It made Malsensious Fox arose With songs like Sister Christian Rock frontmen prove there's a chunk within. Joe Elliot's eyes get watery While his band pours sugar on you and me Even Ozzy needs a hug And a little TLC Every rose has it's thorn Just like every dog has their bone And every rock band sings a sad sad song. Now what can I do? I sit waiting, Waiting for a girl like you.