Nerdsworth - The Ballad of Geralt of Rivia lyrics

[Verse 1: Nerdsworth] This is the Ballad of Geralt of Rivia Greatest motherbruxa in all of Temeria Better listen closely, cause I'm only gonna say it twice His iron and his silver's nice, his iron and his silver's nice He's hittin' harder than a bolt from a ballista, getcha Self scuffles with this Witcher and consult your maker From the grave, oh yes sir, that's where you'd be headin' After you've been beheaded by a man who's slain a dragon (get 'em) He who slays the Kingslayers, scars in layers, monster hunter Kayran Braver, Ursa Major, Igni cast incinerator You must've lost your damn mind if you think it's sweet Cause the White Wolf has been let loose and he's mad, pissed off and gnashing teeth Run tell that the Scoia'tael tell them that their mates been felled By a psycho somatic b-b-b-butcher beast that Flostsam held You lucky ba*tards just don't know what your missin' What it's like to a victim to this Witcher on a mission [Hook] Everything you heard about the Wolf is true Don't try to act brand new, you didn't think this through Somebody shoulda told you not to touch that brew I'll cut your crew in two, I'll strut your girls out too Now how you rollin' on me with your sk**s half-a**ed? You know I move too fast, you know that a** gets waxed Now why'd you let your homies get your head all gased? I hope your priest had ma**, cause you just breathed you last [Verse 2: Nerdsworth] He should be called Your Majesty, the Booty Boss Racks and racks of women fallin' under and they're droppin' drawers Twice the man you are, so you address him as Sir Mister-Mister Beatin' Cheeks, bumpin' fuzzies dishin' Hot Love, Twisted Sister You ever hear about the incident at Blaviken? Well, damn it's all true, Gwenbliedd proceeded to the murderin'! They had it comin', yeah they know what they did! And then that one thing they said, and now they're layin' all dead You heard he was the son of a sorceress? Well that's true too He's also a super mutant hexer freak, why lie to you? Got nothin' to prove, or lose in feeding this schmooze I'm just conveyin' the news, figured I'd stir up the mood The Witcher's legend incarnate, and here ends my sway I shall bid thee all adieu and shove of on my merry way But if you don't believe me, head on up to the temple You should ask Geralt yourself and tell him Dandelion sent you [Hook] Everything you heard about the Wolf is true Don't try to act brand new, you didn't think this through Somebody shoulda told you not to touch that brew I'll cut your crew in two, I'll strut your girls out too Now how you rollin' on me with your sk**s half-a**ed? You know I move too fast, you know that a** gets waxed Now why'd you let your homies get your head all gased? I hope your priest had ma**, cause you just breathed you last [Verse 3: Jerome Chance] I'm not a nice man, so put the cash inside my hand Savior of the land? For about a couple grand You may call me hero, but that's not in the plan Takin' potions by the ounce, but my patience comes in strands The power of the elements oozin' from my glands And if you're not a fan, then my wish is your command You should get lost like those boys with Peter Pan Cause, if you steppin' to me, then I'll gut you where you stand cause [Hook] Everything you heard about the Wolf is true Don't try to act brand new, you didn't think this through Somebody shoulda told you not to touch that brew I'll cut your crew in two, I'll strut your girls out too Now how you rollin' on me with your sk**s half-a**ed? You know I move too fast, you know that a** gets waxed Now why'd you let your homies get your head all gased? I hope your priest had ma**, cause you just breathed you last