Neonifur - Modular Man Vs Dr Hydrolarg lyrics

"Nyeh!" "It's Doctor Hydrolarg! Someone save us!" "Fear not citizen - Modular Man is here!" "It's Modular Man! Wooo~!" A wave of sound rips through space as Modular Man arrives He floats down to touch the ground his glowing armour shines The Doc resplendent in hat and stache, his ba*tardness apparent The battle that was to occur, was brought to you by Chris Tarrant! Crashing thunder, Blinding Lights Modular Man and Doctor fight Who will win? No-one's sure Battling beyond the law! Filtered sound, Wooshing spray Doctor shoots his dickhead ray Can Modular Man ever survive When the Doctor's blokes arrive? "What's that in the sky!?" "It's a penis!" "Oh wait, no it's just Modular Man." Hydrolarg draws forth his cane, strikes it on the ground and says "Modular Man! Your day has arrived, nothing can stop me can you survive?" "Hydrolarg, your day has come! I have the power of Thunderbolt Fists You cannot stop? You cannot win. Your foul deeds will cease and desist!" Crashing thunder, blinding lights Modular Man and Doctor fight Who'll be victor? Both contend 50/50 or phone a friend? A blasting beat, a crash of steel A thumping sound, a raking squeal! Can our hero hope to survive? The doctors's powers over time? "Terrible Customer Service Attack!" "Frequency Shift Blast!" "Nyah, Fruit Loops Preset Punch! Super Evil Dickhead Ray!!" "No... I have to fight back. I have to use my Thunderbolt Fists!" Crashing thunder, blinding lights Modular Man displays his might A loud crash, a Thunderbolt Fist Hydrolarg fades into the mist His dickhead powers fade and subside He swiftly loses his grip on time Modular man reigns supreme Foiled the Doctors nasty scheme "You may have won this time, but I'll get you Modular Bloke! If it's the last thing I dooooooooo~"