Neonifur - Carpet lyrics

"Tonight Matthew, I'm going to be someone that enjoys Carpetsh~!" Something was missing from my house on the floor I got a man to inspect my house He said I dont have any Carpet So I went to my local newsagents But they dont sell any Carpet So I went on the Internet! And purchased some lovely Carpet! Woooooooah, I've been living in a world without Carpet! Oh, I~ have been living in a world without a Carpet You put a car on your pit And a pit on your knee And an armpit on your car And it makes a Carpet! Woooooooah, I've been living in a world without Carpet! Now that I have this Carpet my floor is soft Now that I have this Carpet I don't need a loft Darth Vader died 'cos there was no Carpet on the d**h Star! But he would have survived if there was Carpet on the d**h Star! Woooooooah, I've been living in a world without Carpet! Oh, I~ have been living in a world without a Carpet You put a car on your pit And a pit on your knee And an armpit on your car And it makes a Carpet! Woooooooah, I've been living in a world without Carpet! "Then one day it was night And I was walking around at night And I tripped over a laminate floorboard and died! And went to heaven!" Woooooooah, I've been living in a world without Carpet! Oh, I~ have been living in a world without Carpet You put a car on your pit And a pit on your knee And an armpit on your car And it makes a Carpet! Woooooooah, I've been living in a world without Carpet!