NEOMAGAZINROYALE - Be Deutsch lyrics
[Intro] Remember, Remember The 9th of November Broken gla**, fire and plot I know of no reason Why our very own treason Should ever be forgot [Bridge] Wake up, Deutschland, Sleeping Beauty Can you hear your Call of Duty? The world has gone completely nuts That's why we're back to help, mein Schatz Achtung! Germans on the rise But this time we are f**ing nice [Verse 1] Authoritarian nationalist Dorks So tough with your torches and pitchforks You are not the people, you are the past The true Germans come for you! Better run fast Ten million bicycle helmets in sight Jack Wolfskin jackets marching through the night Birkenstocks stomp the ground Munching Kebab and Müsli, earth-shattering sound [Bridge] Guten Tag, the true Germans are here We are Xenophobic's biggest fear You call for strong leaders, for fences and walls But being like us takes bigger balls Cause we are [Chorus] Deutsch - nice Deutsch - liberal Deutsch - compa**ionate Deutsch - considerate Deutsch - reasonable Deutsch - social Deutsch - temperate Deutsch - peaceful Say it clear, say it loud We are proud of not being proud We are here to remind you That we have once been stupid, too [Verse 2] Maniacs with wicked hair Ja, ja, ja, we have already been there Trust our Teutonic expertise We know where a**holery leads... [Bridge] You have an election to vote for the best But we see it more like an IQ-test You failed We've learned our lesson so take our advice Hold together, try to be nice and... [Chorus] Deutsch - open Deutsch - multi-cultural Deutsch - modest Deutsch - help the weak and poor Deutsch - neighbours Deutsch - tolerant Deutsch - Grundgesetz Deutsch - Dosenpfand Say it clear, say it loud We are proud of not being proud Human dignity is unimpeachable You will learn, if even we were teachable We are no longer murderous vandals Be nice - or we'll come for you in socks and sandals Reserving your sun loungers with our towels Vegan sausage in our bowls [Bridge] "Hey, you dickheads Take a good look at these legal citizens of the Bundesrepublik Deutschland in the year 2016 It's perfectly legal for them to do whatever the f** they want to do, you stupid sh** for brains And do you want to know why, f**face? Because they're f**ing human beings, like you and everyone else Have you ever heard of the categorival imperative, a**hole? Read Kant, c*nt He also was..." [Chorus] Deutsch - enlightened Deutsch - responsible Deutsch - we cycle Deutsch - and recycle Deutsch - Weltmeister Deutsch - forgiving Deutsch - Weizenbier Deutsch - never forget Deutsch - Fahrvergnügen Deutsch - freedom of speech Deutsch - European Deutsch - unity Deutsch - Fanta Deutsch - diversity Deutsch - selfless Deutsch - we are Germany [Outro] Not you! We! (Hahaha) Werde Teil der Genius-Deutschland-Community!