Nelly - 5 Drinks Ago lyrics

Said I wouldn't call ya Said I wouldn't need ya So I went and bought me some Tequila amnesia Said I wouldn't sweat ya Swore that I'd forget ya No fu*kin' up my good time, I said I'd never let ya No FaceTimin', no drunk dialin', no crawling back in my bed No late night, no candelights, tryna get you outta that dress No slow jam, no holding hands, man, all that sh*t is dead Yeah, that's everything that I said And that was five drinks ago, five drinks ago When you were just somebody that I used to know When I was thinking sober, we were good and over Said I wouldn't think about you That was five drinks ago, five drinks ago, yeah They shoulda cut me off, they shoulda took my phone 'Cause I'm thinkin' 'bout textin' some alcohol confessions And everything I said I wouldn't do That was five drinks ago That was five, that was five That was five drinks ago That was five, uh, yeah Ran into your mama, told me I should call ya Told her, "Hey, don't bother, I'm done messin' with your daughter" 'Cause I don't need no drama (Yeah) Period, no comma, yeah No FaceTimin', no drunk dialin', no slidin' in yo' DMs No late night, no candelights, no sharing mutual friends No slow jam, no holding hands, man, all that sh*t is dead Yeah, that's everything that I said And that was five drinks ago, five drinks ago When you were just somebody that I used to know When I was thinking sober, we were good and over Said I wouldn't think about you That was five drinks ago, five drinks ago, yeah They shoulda cut me off, they shoulda took my phone 'Cause I'm thinkin' 'bout textin' some alcohol confessions And everything I said I wouldn't do That was five drinks ago That was five, that was five That was five drinks ago That was five I probably would've left that past alone, oh If I would've kept my ass at home And that was five drinks ago, five drinks ago When you were just somebody that I used to know When I was thinking sober, we were good and over Said I wouldn't think about you That was five drinks ago, five drinks ago, yeah They shoulda cut me off, they shoulda took my phone 'Cause I'm thinkin' 'bout textin' some alcohol confessions And everything I said I wouldn't do That was five drinks ago That was five, that was five That was five drinks ago That was five No FaceTimin', no drunk dialin', no crawling back in my bed No late nights, no candelights, tryna get you outta that dress (Uh, everybody in here, next round on me) No slow jam, no holding hands, man, all that sh*t is dead Yeah, that's everything that I said fu*k it, somebody call me a Uber