Nekromantix - B.E.A.S.T. lyrics

B, for bad I'm obnoxious, as in, a s**ist creep E, for egomaniac, when I feel tired and I just want to sleep A, for airhead S, for s**er, you wish, you never had been born T, stands for terrible, when I'm watching football or downloading p**n BEAST! Blame god, he is the creator Leave me alone stop being such a drag Play game stop being a hater Nag, nag, nag, nag Please tell me why o why You call me a beast when I'm just being a guy I'm doing the best I can Yet you call me a beast when I'm just being a man B, for Brat I'm pestiferous when I'm teasing and annoying as hell E, for evil and malodorous, as a pig, when my feet smell A, for awful S, for sleezebag, when we don't agree T, stands for tripping out Just because I forgot our anniversary BEAST! B, for bully I'm tedious, I'm never romantic enough E, for enamored and tenacious, and pretending to be o so tough A, for a**hole S, for Slacker, when I forget it's my turn to clean T, stands for tosser, when I'm acting like a stupid teen BEAST!