Nekromantix - Monster Movie Fan lyrics

To no school proms I go I always bring my dates to the weekly horror picture show I lean over, try to kiss her lips She says no, go buy me some crisps Yeah, I am a monster movie fan In the back row of the theatre Sitting side by side Yeah, I am a horror picture freak She'll be mine, oh mine When they turn out the lights Dracula and Frankenstein appears on the screen Together with the meanest creatures you've ever seen Gently I put my hand in her lap She leaves me with a broken nose from a solid planted slap The same thing happens to me everytime Just trying to be nice to them, is that a crime Another date, another week, man oh man I just can't help it, I'm a monster movie fan