Nekromantix - Monster Movie Fan (Alternative Ending) lyrics

To no schoolproms i never go I always bring my dates To the horrorpicture-show I lean over to kiss her lips She says no, go buy me some crisps Yeah i am a monster movie fan In the backrow of the theatre Sitting side by side I am a horrorpicture freak She'll be mine oh mine When they turn out the lights Dracula & frankenstien appears on the screen Together with the meanest creatures you ever seen Gently i put my hand on her lap She leaves me with a broken nose From a solid planted slab Yeah im a monster movie fan In the backrow of the theatre Sitting side by side Im a horrorpicture freak She'll be mine oh mine When they turn out the lights Cause im a monster movie fan Well in the backrow of the theatre Sittin side by side Im a horrorpicture freak Yeah she'll be mine oh mine When they turn out the lights The same thing happens to me everytime Just trying to be nice to them, is that a crime Another date another week, man oh man I just can't help it im a monster movie fan Yeah im a monster movie fan In the backrow of the theatre Sitting side by side Im a horrorpicture freak Yeah she'll be mine oh mine When they turn out the lights Im a monster movie fan Well in the backrow of the theatre Sittin side by side Im a horrorpicture freak Yeah she'll be mine oh mine When they turn out the lights