[Intro: Jareth] And Hoggle, if she ever kisses you I'll turn you into a prince [Hoggle] Really? You will? [Jareth] Prince of the Land of Stench! [Verse 1] Blagh! In a land where the stench will never go away An atmosphere of filth clouds the light of the day Condemned to rule this land By and oath forced to be sworn One stands above the rest Prince of a land forlorn [Pre-Chorus 1] Prince of the Land of Stench Prince of the Land of Stench (Aaaggh!) Prince of the Land of Stench Prince of the Land of Stench [Chorus] I will infect you with a curse Immerse you in the bog of stench headfirst My land will leave you drenched I am Prince of the Land of Stench And growing old you'll see me laugh While pointing grizzled amber staff My thirst for power you will quench... [Verse 2] The streets are lined With a mixture of feces and gore The prince is still not satisfied He's calling out for more! From open windows Cradles will be cast! From the cliffside down to the boiling sea Infants shall be cast! Wading through mounds of smoldering limbs His highness closes in with a smoldering grin Watch his steps well with an anticipating eye For the moment they stop is the moment you die! Gleefully destroying as he covers you in slime Snaps off your neck to make a crapper Fecal party's a good time! Your skin is toilet paper and he'll use your bile as lube Next thing you know you're oozing sh** like a toothpaste tube! While they all take turn violating your orifi The king and his men crack jokes and high five Snapping and popping and squelching are the sounds That your insides make as they're pa**ed around! (Aaaaaaaaaaaaaggghhhh!) [Pre-Chorus 2] x2 Bend before my will! You have no hope, no chance to stay alive So f**ing... break! Beneath my stench! Suffocate! [Chorus] ...I am Prince of the Land of Stench [Sarah] Ugh! What is this? [Hoggle] The bog of eternal stench! (Ow!) [Verse 3] You take a look around and realize that something is not quite right You take a whiff and then you realize your god forsaken plight You are trapped in a small room with the Prince of the Land of Stench now And you are left to wonder what you've done to deserve this and how You're going to die (with excruciating pain) This is the end And you begin to cry Why?! But there is no reason known to man You're just another component of the prince's private plan As the blade sinks deeper into your gut Your realize you're nothing but someone else's smut! [Pre-Chorus 3] In a land where the stench will always remain There lives a prince who will never refrain From dealing forth the damage of a mind warped into filth By a tenure in a land with a stench so vile he has no choice but k**! [Chorus] ...I am Prince of the Land of... Stench!