Neil Cicierega - Eyewishes lyrics

I'm without eyelashes. I noticed, so are you. We used them on wishes, And none of them came true. Terrible, I know, but fair is fair is fair. I'm blinking up a storm, But nothing's ever ever there. I'm without a soulmate. I noticed, so are you. What is that, anyway? Copycat, I hate you. Mirror mirror on the emotional wall. I'm dancing like a fool, But no one seems to care at all. I'm without any more Things to be without, since Everything I longed for Followed in my footprints. Now I guess would be the perfect time to die, So take care of my pets and plants, And now I'll say good…