[Verse 1] My guy is really something, he's sensitive and shy My guy is such a bumpkin, it doesn't take much to make him cry If you hurt someone helpless, it's like taking away all his toys He's just a cry baby boy My guy is sentimental, he's always feeling blue He can be so temperamental and I don't know what I should do If you step on a little bug he cries all over the floor He's just a cry baby bore [Chorus] I don't want to hurt his feelings But his outbursts have me really Boo-hoo-hoo-ing all the time If I turn out like him, I think I'm going to cry, baby La, la, la, la, la, la He's such a cry baby La, la, la, la, la, la [Spoken] And I'll tell you something else [Verse 2] My guy is such a wet noodle, he's always teary-eyed He acts like a real co*k-a-doodle, he can't even tell you why If you just play him a sappy song, he acts like his dogie just died He's just a cry baby guy [Spoken] No kidding, oh dear My guy is such a whiner, he's worse than baddie so A co*kroach seen in the diner, and the tears flow out of the blue And if I ask him to knock it off, he goes and cries in the can He's such a cry baby man [Chorus] [Bridge] I love a cry baby La, la, la, la, la, la He's such a cry baby La, la, la, la, la, la [Outro] [Spoken:] Would you knock it off please? Thank you