Monsieur Dan Can I come with you As you both look awfully kind Sadly he and me are through Let me tell you what I've got in mind I'll sing to you my mewing charm Looks like you both could use a pet And purr my purr all night long I think a p**y's your best bet Stroke that shiny coat Stroking is the antidote Stroke that, it's a start Only for the wild at heart Stroke that shiny coat Stroking is the antidote Stroke that shiny coat Stoking's what it's all about My tail alone could tell you tales It's got a life all of its own Watch it move just like a sail Sail you to the twilight zone I love to lap a spot cream And i a**ure you that I'm neat But you never know what you can expect When the p**y is in heat Stroke that shiny coat Stroking is the antidote Stroke that, it's a start Only for the wild at heart Stroke that shiny coat Stroking is the antidote Stroke that shiny coat Stoking's what it's all about I like to watch, if you don't mind Every sphinx knows how to pa** the time Your little love nest suits me well Let me show you how to cast a spell Stroke that shiny coat Stroking is the antidote Stroke that it's a start Only for the wild at heart Stroke that shiny coat Stroking is the antidote Stroke that shiny coat Stoking's what it's all about