Natewantstobattle - Gary Oak (Pokémon Parody) lyrics

Once upon a time I had a choice of three Said who's the little twerp? He's choosing after me I didn't think I didn't think I didn't thi-i-i-i-ink I saw a dinosaur With fire on his tail And little did I know That he would make me fail Got advantage on me Advantage on me Advantage on me-e-e-e-e Now he's long gone Probably laughing at me Should've realized That Gary's so cheap Wish I knew he'd use Bubble when I sent in When I sent my charmander Always landing Those critical hits You're gonna make me drown Wish I knew he'd use Bubble when I sent in When I sent my charmander Always landing Those critical hits And now I'm fainted on the cold hard ground Oak, Oak Gary, Gary, Gary Oak, Oak Gary, Gary, Gary I met him on a boat I k**ed his Raticate And now he's down to five I'll rub it in his face I didn't know I didn't know I didn't kno-o-o-o-ow Not to mess with Gary Oak 'Cause he'll get his revenge You got your eighth badge Somehow he's gotten ten? He's so cheap He's so cheap He's so che-e-e-e-eap And the very best Is what I wanna be But now he's the champ And the joke is on me Wish I knew he'd use Bubble when I sent in When I sent my charmander Always landing Those critical hits You're gonna make me drown Wish I knew he'd use Bubble when I sent in When I sent my charmander Always landing Those critical hits And now I'm fainted on the cold hard ground Oak, Oak Gary, Gary, Gary Oak, Oak Gary, Gary, Gary Oak, Oak (Wish I knew he'd use Bubble when I sent in) Gary, Gary, Gary Oak, Oak (Always landing Those critical hits) Gary, Gary, Gary