Nataly Dawn - Even Steven lyrics

If I could get even with steven I'd sacrifice many other day To tell all the people who worship his name All the tales of his merciless ways It's sad not a soul would believe them So think as the web that he spun But I know the truth of his terrible tales And maybe the truth will save one Oh steven, you're not a man You're not even a boy You're just one cheating, apple eating heathen The truth will bring me joy, oh joy, oh joy If I could get even with steven I'd have 2 stoops of very low A swift uppercut wouldn't cut it I feel so below, yeah on top we must go I give you a reason for leaving And tell your insetatious clan To quit the charades and for once just behave As the heavenly father commence Oh steven, you're not a man You're not even a boy You're just one cheating, apple eating heathen The truth will bring me joy, oh joy, oh joy But I can't get even with steven I pray dear saint peter to spare Now one feels the detail of your wretched ways When you judge for you many affairs Cause I cringe when I think that you're thievin Some poor helpless heart as I speak But the handsome gets ba*tards Are all in god's grace Till the craziest wake from their sleep Oh steven, you're not a man You're not even a boy You're just one cheating, apple eating heathen The truth will bring me joy, oh joy, oh joy