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You're a mean one Mr. Grinch You really are a heel You're as cuddly as a cactus And as charming as an eel Mr. Grinch! You're a bad banana With a greasy black peel! You're a monster, Mr. Grinch! Your heart's an empty hole Your brain is full of spiders You've got garlic in your soul Mr. Grinch! I wouldn't touch you With a thirty-nine-and-a-half foot pole! Mr. Grinch! No, thank you Mr. Grinch! Honestly You're a vile one, Mr. Grinch You have termites in your smile You have all the tender sweetness Of a seasick crocodile You're a foul one, Mr. Grinch! You're a nasty, wasty skunk! And your heart is full of unwashed socks Your soul is full of gunk Mr. Grinch! The three words that best describe you Are as follows, and I quote "Stink, stank, stunk!" --- .