Nancy Des Rose - 27 Teams lyrics

[Kool Keith] There's more whack sh** than a little bit Motherf**in football players tryin to rhyme Basketball n***as, f** the rap game, don't waste your time Stay off the court, get off the f**in football field My rap sh** is real ABC News got you ga**ed up f**ed up from the mouth up Put your a**ets, Bentleys and houses Take off your jerseys, grab the mics Shut the f** up, flow for flow Show for show, b**h go for go Them everyday motherf**ers you listen to Won't help you when motherf**ers rippin you From a**crack to ankles, when I'm dissin you Hold the toilet bowl I'm pissin too Make your white Persia rugs turn yellow, HELLOOOOOOO~! You f**ed up with a commercial-a** n***a, soft as Jello You motherf**ers head back to jazz, somethin more mellow sh** on your telephones and change your zip code zones Reptile alien motherf**ers Gorillas comin toward me, I sh** on you clones And defecate twice in your ice cream cones Let a Mexican tell you, "Why did you try to embara** yourself And rap against, Kool Keith homes?" Take your basketballs and stick it up your a** Take your footballs and stick it up yo' a** I'll battle 27 teams, all the way to New York for 5 hours first cla** Give your whack-a** friends an enema Your girlfriends witness my sh**, with a buddy pa** I concentrate, break down motherf**ers fast G-string n***as, cover your a**, dumb-a** b**hes be quiet "My boyfriend's all that! He's 245 pounds worth of muscle He can rap fast," happy new year b*tch, kiss my ASS You know the kid, I'm Bill BLASS f** around, you ride the GAS All you motherf**ers comin out here for the awards 'n sh** f**ing go back home