Naked Luigi - Luigi's A Bastard lyrics

I hate Luigi, just wanna dance Luigi betrayed me, just wanna dance (Oh!) Luigi's a ba*tard, just wanna dance I miss Luigi, just wanna dance (Shut the club down!) f** the bullsh**, riding in my drop top f** Luigi, left him at the bus stop Had a talk with the boys at the pet shop Saw him with another dude in a tank top So pissed that he's got a new man Take some time with the b**hes in my minivan In the morning, eat p**y with my raisin bran Then I hop off to work on my pension plan Now I'm looking for a new Luigi Big dick with a voice so sleazy Make a s** tape, not quite PG Conversations go so pleasant Checking in, yeah, they call me Will's Conscience Now I'm here to obliterate the nonsense How could you do me like this, you were all I had Was it my fault? Was it yours? You got me raving mad Feelin' like trash, you know I don't deserve this Got me trapped in an emotional abyss Wish we were together so we could French kiss But maybe single life could be bliss f** Luigi