Tonight's the night that we drive the truck We're goin' downtown, gonna beat up drunks Your turn to drive, I'll bring the beer It's the late, late shift to one to fear And ride, ride, how we ride It's roundup time where the good who*es meet Gonna drag one screaming off the street And ride, ride how we ride Got a black uniform and a silver badge Playin' cops for real, playin' cops for appeal Let's ride, lowride Pull down your dress, here's a kick in the a** Let's beat you blue 'til you sh** in your pants Don't move, child, gotta big black stick There's six of us, babe, so s** on my dick And ride, ride how we ride Let's ride, lowride The left newspapers might whine a bit But the guys at the station, they don't give a sh** Dispatch calls, "Are you doin' something wicked?" "No siree, Jack, we're just givin' tickets" As we ride, ride how we ride Let's ride, lowride