n***a you ain't sh** I woke up this morning dick rock hard Had to piss so bad, that sh** made me say God Lord! Dick harder then a armadello So I went in the bathroom and drained the little fellow Flush the toilet, washed my hands Took off my silk shirt, (whut else) and ? down my pants I was rolling to meet this b**h in bout an hour (what you did) ????? and grabbed and towled and jumped my stankin a** in the shower And now i'm feelin better, at least i'm smellin better Instead of a combination of p**y and cheddar I still smelled like last night's f** So washed my lips, fingertips, but I can't forget to wipe under the nuts Blow my nose, wash my toes, then my a**hole Foggin up the mirrors, ?? all my f**in clothes Ain't that a b**h, i'm already runnin late Thinkin I ain't got to do nothin, now I gotta change my outfit Stepped to the closet and scanned the wardrobe Seen that silk shirt, Tommy, f** it, i'll wear that Polo though Girbauds and Polo socks Slipped on the Fila's cause it was too hot to bust the Timbo high tops I looked in the mirror one last time for kicks Like I really had to check, like I ain't know I was the sh** Everything was in place Pearly whites, brown complextion, daily braids and daily face Mirror, mirror, wasup, who's the most stuck up ??? b**h I just f**ed that stankin s*ut Thats the thought for the day I'm bouts to cut that hoe (why) she can't f** anyways Now i'm back on my mission But before I hit the f**in front door, gots to hit the kitchen Cause all the ? is gettin bigger Man, I ain't ate sh** (dawg, ain't you hungry) dawg, hungrier than three n***as Grits and oatmeal, no time to cook though f** it i'll grab that left-over cold cut combo And now the stomachs at ease I'm bout the jet, but first grab the beeper, the ring, the ?, and the keys And now i'm ready for the street Lookin neat, smellin sweet from my teeth to my f**in feet I guees it's part of my job (what job n***a) Being colder then cold, smoother then smooth, sharper then sharp So if you catch my in the club don't say sh** Sweatin a n***a like Micheal ?? Tyler don't pay b**h Cause I ain't that n***a thats gonna play with ya Or stay with ya, but i'll damn sure lay with ya Cause i'm that type of n***a to tell a b**h that I love em quick Better but not beleive it though (why) cause I ain't bout sh** That n***a ain't sh** That n***a ain't bout sh** That n***a ain't sh** [2x]