MysticGotJokes - Checkmate. lyrics

[Intro] I wrote this from my house in the hills (all the way up) It's not a braggadocious statement (it's not) It's just a factual one Step forward with it [Verse] You probably saying I'm always crying like a b**h You probably say I'm really p**y whip But the thing is you don't know what p**y is (no) Wait go look in the mirror that's what p**y is Sorry Rice I don't play nice So better think twice before you step to the mic Like you ready to fight (for real) Man, you got a lot of fans that's what we call luck (it is) Sorry Mr. Gum but I'm about to chew you up (I am) And just watching your videos is bad for my health Since you can't k** me I guess I got to k** myself Mystic your videos are really, really wack I watched one time but I didn't even laugh Like to be honest man they're really not funny And your girl don't love you she only with you for your money (woah) Damn, man, I guess the truth hurts But wait, that ain't the truth so let's reverse I messed up and cheated but at least I've got options (at least I got hoes) You can never cheat cause you can't get one b**h (nope) I never paid for s**, but you would And I don't need to eat But you should (anorexia) Bad b**hes is the only thing I like And "No b**hes" is the only thing in your life (no hoes) Tell your fans keep sending me L's (please) Cause I'm eating them up and throwing out the shells Money on my mind so this a waste of my time And I'd tell you are the best But then I'd be lying (oh my god) You think you would could for the king and that'd be fine? Participation award? I see that you're trying (you did) Yeah man this is way too easy Now I'm dancing around your clown a** They calling me "Breezy" You only diss little kids that's how I know that your cheesy And your face smashed in like Chris did "RiRi" (damn) This all the truth I ain't hating on you No girl do you if you dating a dude And you said that I'm just using your name for views? (really) But how's that true if I'm more famous than you? Hold it [Closer] Ha! Like I said this is all for fun Hey but shoutout to team Mystic You are the best team in the league MysticGotJokes, b**h!