Mustard Plug - 7-11 Man lyrics

I work at the 7-11 That's how I get all my pay Sometimes I work all the night Sometimes I work all the day I sell junk to all of my friends I sell almost everything Pizza pies and chicken pies Even eraseable pens I'm just an average guy Every day I risk my life Please don't k** me tonight There's only a twenty in the register Alright? Strange things happen to me every day My boss says, you just learn to say All I do is wait and wait and pray "Will I make it through another hectic day?" Every hour I supersceme my life My parents wondering if I was raised up right I got three cameras to film the bloody sight Of people who may just murder me tonight I'm just an average guy Every day I risk my life Please don't k** me tonight There's just a twenty in the register Alright? My work also has its benefits I get to watch people all that they can fit Into their coats and pockets with hand Because no one is afraid of the 7-11 man Cokes, jelly beans and bagels so right Eating packs of chewing gum all through the night Six more hours and the sun will rise I'm just an average man who wants to survive I'm just an average guy Every day I risk my life Please don't k** me tonight There's just a twenty in the register Alright?