People: O-ho the Wells Fargo Wagon is a-comin' down the street, Oh please let it be for me! O-ho the Wells Fargo Wagon is a-comin' down the street, I wish, I wish I knew what it could be! First Voice: I got a box of maple sugar on my birthday. Second Voice: In March I got a gray mackinaw. Third Voice: And once I got some grapefruit from Tampa. Fourth Voice: Montgom'ry Ward sent me a bathtub and a cross-cut saw. People: O-ho the Wells Fargo Wagon is a-comin' now Is it a prepaid surprise or C.O.D. Fifth Voice: It could be curtains! Sixth Voice: Or dishes! Seventh Voice: Or a double boiler! Eighth Voice: Or it could be People: Yes, it could be Yes, you're right it surely could be Eighth Voice: Somethin' special People: Somethin' very, very special now Eighth Voice: Just for me! People: O-ho the Wells Fargo Wagon is a-comin' down the street. Oh, don't let him pa** my door! O-ho the Wells Fargo Wagon is a-comin' down the street I wish I knew what he was comin' for. Ninth Voice: I got some salmon from Seattle last September. Tenth Voice: And I expect a new rockin' chair. Eleventh Voice: I hope I get my raisins from Fresno. Quartet: The D.A.R. have sent a cannon for the courthouse square. Winthrop (lisp): O-ho the Wellth Fargo Wagon ith a-comin' now, I don't know how I can ever wait to thee. It could be thumpin' for thumone who is No relation but it could be thump'n thpethul Just for me! People: O-ho, you Wells Fargo Wagon keep a-comin' O-ho, you Wells Fargo Wagon, keep a-comin'. O-ho you Wells Fargo Wagon, Don't you dare to make a stop Until you stop for me!