Murs - The Women of Scribble Jam lyrics

[Intro] [Mac Lethal talking] Aye man. Yeah, man why don't you battle me man? I heard you like, freestyle and stuff Yo, man. I ain't tryin' to do no broads Ayo, A-Train. Yo, A-Train, give me a beatbox man, c'mon [Verse One] [Mac Lethal] Murs change crews but he should change shoes Quick, cause his girlfriend stinks when I kiss her He probably brush his teeth with wood grain glue. stick Hey Murs, what you think of me mister? [Murs] You finished? Yeah, great Man find me a date How come you never get me laid when I'm in your state? Man, I have blue balls, so f** a blue tape I'm tryin' to find a b-girl that wanna to eat a tube steak [Mac Lethal] Cause they're all vegetarians and don't chew meat They're rather have a Kansas City tofu treat Or they're pregnant in the kitchen and they're pushin' out my babies Battle me, quit lookin' at the ladies [Murs] But did you see that chick with my CD in her hand? (No) I hope I'm the reason that she came to Scribble Jam To watch the MC Battle while we hold hands Wait, she's talkin' to Pace, hope I still gotta chance [Mac Lethal] Pace gets girls that ain't even in your roll call Your beard looks like pubic hair on a troll doll Those girl lines are from sixth grade son I got 99 lines but a b**h ain't one Hit me [Murs] Ohhh, that was vicious Man, look at these b**hes Adidas sweatpants, tank tops so delicious Man I'm out of town, it might not sound right But f** it, I might eat a little p**y tonight [Mac Lethal] Yo, we clash like Japaneses and American cinema Little Murs practically, get a ? So hey young homie, you look gay in Velcro Probably masturbate to the Dave Chapelle show [Murs] The skyline chilly met a fly young Phillie Asked if she was on the menu just tryin' to be silly She smiled and she laughed so I had to ask her out We f**ed the sh** out of each other on Mr. Dibb's couch [Hook] [Murs] It happens once a year in the city of Cinci It's called Scribble Jam, a hip hop frenzy [Mac Lethal] Some come for the shows [Murs] Some come for the hoes [Mac Lethal] But what happens on the road [Murs] Stays on the road [Verse Two] [Murs] My first time was last summer, fell in love with this sh** Never seen so many cute hip hop chicks First night at Top Cats caught one that was thick Aye Mac, you listenin' or still poppin' that sh**? [Mac Lethal] Well I live to pop sh** when I rap at Scribble Jam And you, you're like Juice's sacrificial lamb My mom even thinks you rap cheesy Cause Shock G had the best verse on your last CD [Murs] Cause Your +Mom Iz A Thug+ and she'll f** me up Man, I'm tryin' to lay back and get s**ed up Shut the f** up cause you really don't know me That's how you got that black eye to go with that trophy [Mac Lethal] But I pawned that trophy like a Hanzo sword f** it I don't wanna battletalk no more Cause battle rap careers Well usually they end So Murs introduce me to your friends [Murs] Them two right there, drove in from Miama The short one's Misha, the tall one Tammy Get your mind of the mic and tell me which one you like Should have done this with Slug but he was booked for the night [Mac Lethal] Naw, Slugs always drunk, talkin' at the after party Give me Tammy in the Hollisters & Ambercrombie And while you sittin' there talkin' to Misha I'mma get us four shots of Tequilla Sit tight [Murs] Man, tonight is the night I think I found my wife Diggin' through them records over there to the right The way her thongs stickin' up out her pants got me grinnin' Hey Mac [Mac Lethal] What? [Murs] I only come to Scribble Jam for the women [Mac Lethal] Murs, you were right I just found a diva with a dark muddy mind a purse full of spikes All up in the rental van with my vixen I only come to Scribble Jam for the women [Hook] [Outro] [Mac Lethal] Ha ha ha. No doubt that was awesome These girls are hot man. I'm glad you turned me onto them A-Train Mr. Dibbs Hardcore Atmosphere Eyedea & Abilities Mac Lethal AdeeM Juice & Eminem Brother Ali Sage Francis Oh, the Oddjobs We got Pace La Rock We got Architype El-P And of course, Living Legends Midwest Juice & Eminem [x4]