Municipal Waste - Insurance Fraud lyrics

Down and out? Broke again? Bills are piling to your chin Well here's a plan that's pretty sick If you're in need of money quick Just contact us, we'll screw the man This is our insurance plan! And after we're done Those Geico motherf**ers Aren't gonna know what hit 'em! We'll cut brake lines, we'll slice your tires We'll hit you in the face with a pair of pliers! We'll light the match We'll crash your car, swing bats! Insurance fraud! Make sure you're fully covered With a sweet insurance plan So you can reap the benefits Of this f**ing brilliant scam For one lump sum The Waste will give you all your riches With a couple of broken legs And about four hundred stitches! We want trucks, jetskis and a grill!