Bless the weeds that grow on the yard Just like rain and dust appear Bless the dogs who talk to ferns Let's, let's kiss the boys who pee in mud Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh, ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh, ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh Bless the weeds that grow on the yard Just like rain and dust appear Bless the dogs who talk to ferns Let's, let's kiss the boys who pee in mud Kiss the girls who clean the cheese Bless the bee that clings and then leaves Kiss the hart who spread manure Here, go go smear the poison ivy, let your crooked hands be holy Bless the does who got too fat Bless the bee that clings and then leaves Kiss the hart who spread manure Go go smear the poison ivy, let your crooked hands be holy