Mu330 - Funny Papers lyrics

dont't laugh the paper said cause soon he'll be dead the paper said today the band would in fact play after cancelling their show doctors had discovered deep down inside the drummer a somewhat large malignant growth it was testicular cancer the paper had all the answers they really seemed to have a ball cause cancer's funny after all the paper said today they diagnosed too late the prognosis seemed mighty slim but don't you think it's funny cause it's his balls and not his tummy our prayers are with him the paper said today