MTV - Live Blogging the 2014 MTV VMAs lyrics

9:02: And we're off! Welcome to another Genius live blog! 9:13: Katy Perry (and Juicy J) take home the award for Best Female Video 9:21: Taylor Swift takes the stage for a performance of her newest single, "Shake It Off". Anyone else think she looks like she's wearing tinsel from a Christmas tree? 9:27: Ron Weasley - er, Ed Sheeran - wins the Male Video of the Year 9:32: So... now that Jay Pharoah is off the stage, can we get a performance of "Izzo"? 9:36: Ariana Grande wins Best Pop Video for "Problem"... looks like she won't have many problems tonight 9:39: Sam Smith performs "Stay With Me" to the shrieks of his many adoring female fans - you'd think he was a puppy or a Starbucks latte 9:40: Meanwhile, in Pop Chat, we have our answer as to why all these female artists are wearing dresses that look like they're made out of Christmas tree tinsel 9:48: Hold on, Drake's going home with a Moonman! 9:57: Usher and Nick Minaj take the stage for a collaborative performance 10:03: For anyone who's curious about what the Kardashians are doing in the audience... 10:07: Lorde wins Best Rock Video and promptly swears on stage 10:15: 5 Seconds of Summer is performing... something... I don't know, I muted the TV 10:25: The Artist to Watch is Fifth Harmony! Is this a March Madness upset or nah? 10:27: Before heading into a commercial break, MTV plays a short memorial segment for Robin Williams 10:32: Iggy Azalea and Rita Ora perform "Black Widow" with a serious spider theme 10:40: This just in... Taylor Swift was seen dancing AGAIN, this time to "Black Widow" 10:47: Miley Cyrus comes in like a wrecking ball and snatches the award for Best Video of the Year 10:56: Beyonce graces the crowd with a performance only she can provide